disney | text posts

(Source: intoasylum, via leading-nowhere)

ginnywheezy:

I've got a really good feeling about Hagrid's. I feel it's the place
to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?

(via fuckyeahharrypotter)

wapiti3:

The reptiles of the Indo-Australian archipelago / by Nelly de Rooij. on Flickr.

Publication info Leiden :E.J. Brill,1915-1917.
Contributing Library:
American Museum of Natural History Library
Biodiversity Heritage Library

(via scientificillustration)

chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”

chaystar:

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“we’re gonna fucking die”

(Source: mewtwos, via dutchster)

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via dutchster)

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

(Source: qothqueen, via dutchster)

  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what

(Source: scarpucci, via leading-nowhere)

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts, via joegilgun)

lokineedshugs:

creativefangirlurl:

no but seriously this was my favorite part because they were able to wear dresses and be feminine and stuff and at the same time be able to kick major butt

While using their individual characteristics of their storylines as weapons

(Source: waltdisneysdaily, via thefuuuucomics)

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reptiliaherps:

sins0fvirtue:

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 





I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.


don’t give even one tiny little fuck


NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more


These all just remind me of that awful post about that one snake that was going to eat it’s owner

I hope you know that that story is a myth.

reptiliaherps:

sins0fvirtue:

thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

image

image

I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

image

NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

These all just remind me of that awful post about that one snake that was going to eat it’s owner

I hope you know that that story is a myth.