adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

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kittygoesnomnom:

what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy

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blabrat:

I drew these Jellyfish as a gift for a friend, who is looking to get a tattoo sleeve.  I wanted to capture their ghostlike quality, the beautiful lace-like details of their parts, and movement, while composing a piece to be used on a human canvas.  They were a lot of intense fun!  I have more drawings and other works here: www.evabialecki.com

blabrat:

I drew these Jellyfish as a gift for a friend, who is looking to get a tattoo sleeve.  I wanted to capture their ghostlike quality, the beautiful lace-like details of their parts, and movement, while composing a piece to be used on a human canvas.  They were a lot of intense fun!  I have more drawings and other works here: www.evabialecki.com

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annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

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kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

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xdaringdamselx:

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

Heffalumps and woozles are serious business.

xdaringdamselx:

urbanfiltered:

d-i-s-n-3-y-m-a-g-i-c:

hip-hip-poohray:

Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety! 

Why has he got rifle?

to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron

Heffalumps and woozles are serious business.

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

monsieurdangereux:

Diana has no time for your sexist rhetoric.

Sensation Comics Featuring Wonder Woman 05 // Ivan Cohen, marcusto

DON’T FUCK WITH WONDER WOMAN

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tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”

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bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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steepravine:

Little Bridge And Path Through Redwoods And Sorrel
(Santa Cruz Mountains, California - 9/2014)

steepravine:

Little Bridge And Path Through Redwoods And Sorrel

(Santa Cruz Mountains, California - 9/2014)

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miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

miles-to-go-to-alaska:

Maybe if you were you would have found the horcruxes sooner, Harry

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